My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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sky silverstein

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

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what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

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What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

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Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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