Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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