- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

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