- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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