God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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