Yellow People !!

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

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why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

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Two horses were discussing their racing records. The first said, "In my whole life I had won ten races." The second horse says, "Well, I've won twelve of those!" A greyhound trotting by chimes in, "Not bragging guys, but in my career, I've won twenty!" "Unbelievable!" exclaimed both horses. "It's a talking dog!"

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A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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