- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

bite me

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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