An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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