How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

someone called someone else a frog

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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