- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

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