Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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Tilt your screen back .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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