Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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