- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

binladin walks into the american seals

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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