XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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