How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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salad days!

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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A woman walks into a bar.

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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