2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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Guess what What

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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