Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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FUCK YOU

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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Bitch

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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Anti Joke

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