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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

antonio has a penis head.lol

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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