- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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