Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

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Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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