Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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