No it doesnt..

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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i saw amango it splootered

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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