- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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