- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

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What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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