- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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