- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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