- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

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