A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

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Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

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what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

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Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

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Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

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Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

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What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

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So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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123 f*ck off

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whats green and lives in the water

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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