- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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