Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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Knock Knock Who's There? Betty Betty Who Betty Sue Never heard of ya I'm here from the management. You have a present. I don't care, we don't take kindly to you city folks. But Sir, If you don't take this I will have to ask you to leave. Well what is it. It's your bill. Knock knock Who's there? Cowabunga! Cowabunga Who? Moo Moo alalalalalal woohoo i'm so high

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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Anti Joke

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