- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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