I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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