- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

Refridgerator.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

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