A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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