- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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