- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

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