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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

two guys r talking and the one said i swear to god and the other one said u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u

How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

dallen loves penis

Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

You're welcome. On to the next house.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

If you just read this, You're dead.

Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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