- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

What do you call a black man at school the janitor

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