- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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I'm so punny.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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