- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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