- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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