- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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