- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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