- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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