- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

A man died.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

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