- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

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