- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

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