- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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