- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

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