What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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how much fish could a chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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