- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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