- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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