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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

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