- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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