- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

Cliterus

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??