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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

What page are you on The gay page.

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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