Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

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What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

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your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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