- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

I have cancer. And you're next.

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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