- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

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