- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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