So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

quantum physics?

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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