- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

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