- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

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