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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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