- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

This is an anti-joke.

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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