what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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