- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Massie is a fatass

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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