- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

Tyler Bishop is a waffle

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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