- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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