Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

I C U P White stuff

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Anti Joke

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