Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

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kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

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TRICERATOPS!

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

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Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

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DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

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A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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