Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Whats funnier than 24, 69

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Latvia isn't a joke

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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