- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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