- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

Donald Trump

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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